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run and tell the angels that everything's alright

so this just happened

Me: *hm I think I’ll try contouring my face for the first time for no reason except that I’m bored and want to play with makeup*

Me: *has half of face halfway contoured so I look like (the uncontoured) half of my face is melting off*

Dorm: Well I fancy that RIGHT NOW is the BEST TIME for an IMPROMPTU FIREDRILL

Fire Alarm: Why yes sir, no time could be better! *BRRRREEEEP BRREEEEEP BREEEEEEEEP BREEEEP WAAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHHHGGGHHHHH*

Me: *must walk out of dorm with every other resident of my hall down four flights of stairs and outside to stand for ten minutes with alien melty face*

— 4 hours ago with 2 notes
#ugh  #college  #firedrill  #asd;ljga;iowerjkg 

I think everyone should be aware that there is a new artist around named Maggie Rose and she is the most intense no-nonsense thing to grace music here recently

like she wrote a song not only about killing a man but then killing another man and then being executed on death row. and so much more here take a gander

Looking Back Now
They’re strapping me down and I’m scared to die/Now I ain’t the kind of girl to cry/But I find myself begging God for mercy/My hands are cold as I start to slip/Sodium theopentol drips/The room goes black and I wonder if He heard me

Looking back now I probably should’ve let ‘em run/I bet paybacks are hell there where I’m goin’/But any fool should know/You don’t look a woman in the eye and smile/When she knows what you’ve done/And she’s holdin’ whiskey and a gun

Mostly Bad
'Cause I wear stilettos with my jeans, chase whiskey with whiskey/…I can be a saint if you want me to/But I will make a sinner out of you/Cause I'm not about to wear that dress if it's not cut to impress

I Ain’t Your Mama
Gonna be so hot you’ll think it oughta cost you money…/I’ll be your laughter, I’ll be your drama, I’ll be your best friend, I’ll be your lover/You can be my baby any time you wanna/But I ain’t your mama/No, I ain’t your mama

I won’t make your rules, I won’t wipe your nose, I ain’t gonna check up on ya/Stay out all night long as that sunlight don’t end up tellin’ on ya/I won’t be your boss, I won’t be the bad cop baby/But I’ll be the one you just wanna love like crazy/’Cause I’ll do all those things that make you wanna sing/I’ll say your name, make you wanna do the same

just saying I feel like this girl could rock literally anybody’s world into next week in more ways than one, and that could be good or it could be very, very bad

— 7 hours ago with 6 notes
#maggie rose  #music  #get it girl  #lyrics  #wow 

stannisbaratheon:

live-action modern day “the lion king”
NEW YORK, 1960s. The civil rights movement reaches its crest. Mufasa, a prominent activist leader in the city, clashes against his younger brother Scar, himself a prominent leader of the mafia underground. Politics against politics, brother against brother; Mufasa dies, Scar reigns. A new law governs New York in the 70s: blood and bribery.

Idris Elba as Mufasa, Michael K. Williams as Scar, Naomie Harris as Sarabi, Jaden Smith as Young Simba, Amandla Stenberg as Young Nala (not giffed), Taraji P. Henson as Timon, Mo’Nique as Pumbaa, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Older Simba, Kerry Washington as Older Nala, John Boyega as Kovu, Zoe Kravitz as Kiara.

apparently this is my contribution to mankind

I WOULD WATCH THE EVER-LIVING HAKUNA MATATA OUT OF THIS

(via existentialists-unite-seperately)

— 8 hours ago with 112083 notes
#seriously though  #I've always thought lion king would be a great live action film  #GEE 
samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website

(via thatonepersonwiththething)

— 8 hours ago with 349313 notes

thatwhoviansynesthete:

  • you guys are allowed to send me messages
  • you’re allowed to just say hi
  • feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
  • you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
  • don’t be afraid to be off anon
  • you can talk to me
  • i like talking to you guys 
  • please
  • i dont bite 

(Source: freewlfi, via causeimazombie)

— 8 hours ago with 247414 notes
36 Things You Obviously Need In Your New Home

beben-eleben:

A Fire Pit IN THE POOL

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A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table

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Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen

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A Wine Cellar Trap Door

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 A Sleepover Room

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A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave

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A Swing-Set Dining Table

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A Built-In TV for the Bathtub

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A Glass-Encased Fireplace

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 A Loft Hammock

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A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside

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A Huge Round Bedroom Window

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A Stained-Glass Door

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A Library Staircase/Slide

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A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog

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(via thatonepersonwiththething)

— 8 hours ago with 737935 notes
#imagine all of this in one house  #you'd have to be rich as hell  #what is this pinterest for the lannisters 

fannishflightsoffancy:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

*bashing my face into something*

laST ONE THOUGH

(via seventhsiren)

— 1 day ago with 60086 notes
well guess what I learned today

"Oh wow this song sounds interesting let me check out this band this song is called ‘Going to Hell’ well that sounds dark"
"Oh wow look at her in that shiny outfit she’s hot wow"
"Oh gee look at that listen to that voice who is this"
"GOODNESS she’s getting rather intimate with that old man"
"Is she…is she lying atop a literal pile of naked bodies? Literally…?"
"Wow she looks like a lady godfather"
"OkaY WHO IN THE HECK IS THIS"


"Taylor Momsen I’m almost positive I’ve heard this name before hmm let’s see"
"Wait. What in the - "

"Okay, okay, older pictures.."

"Wow yeah I can see it similar faces that’s definitely her but whAT’S THIS"


cinDY NO

— 1 day ago with 10 notes
#I AM SO SURPRISED  #LIKE IN SHOCK HOW DID I NOT KNOW  #THE PRETTY RECKLESS  #TAYLOR MOMSEN  #WHAT IS THIS 

I think I’m going to write a book in which every single character dies - every major character, every minor character, every character that only pops up once will be killed - and then when the last one dies I’ll write a chapter as the author apologizing. “Look, I’m sorry, things just got out of hand, I lost count of how many people I’d killed, and I have no characters left…maybe we can just start over, forget I ever wrote this sry”

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
#except it'd also be comedy and commentary on the storytelling of the entertainment idustry  #autumn thinks things  #hmm yes  #sorry not sorry  #kill ALL the things